The Most Hilarious Women's Posts of the Week (Nov. 29-Dec. 5)
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Women across the web continue to brighten our feeds with their sharp humor and clever observations. Each week, a selection of the funniest posts from women is gathered to keep everyone laughing. Below are some of this weeks most entertaining tweets and threads:
- @hieireen (Nov 29): Calling peoples opinions of me "fan theories."
- @caitlin_mmm (Dec 2): Every gift guide for men acts like he shaves six times a day and only smokes meat and drinks whiskey. Link
- @autogynefiles (Dec 3): Stats confirm ityou love music. You played it. Your favorite songs were songs. You streamed a song. Repeat.
- @LouiseWeebe (Dec 4): No advent calendar? No problem. Just opening cupboard doors and eating whatevers inside.
- @aallleeexxxxxx1 (Dec 3): A major pet peeve is multiple sneezes in a row. Take control!
- @am_yers (Dec 3): Laugh-crying over letters from kids to deployed soldiers, including: Dear soldier, thank you for dying for us. Ill ask Santa to give you socks if you still have legs.
- @mariana057 (Dec 4): A truck full of Worcestershire sauce crashes. Dispatcher asks the situation; Deputy: Its hard to say.
- @deloisivete (Dec 2): Yes officer, I was speeding, but Carol of the Bells really slaps.
- @kryzazzy (Dec 1): Favorite home routine: change into clothes that make it look like Ill never leave the house again.
- @realf_inlegacy (Nov 30): The unrealistic part of Christmas movies isnt Santaits that everyone gets a month off work with no interruptions.
- @megansarahj (Dec 4): Trying to make it look like Ive been flossing for six months in 50 minutes.
- @meishato (Dec 4): Todays makeup look: the perfect shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
- @swiftlydunphy (Dec 3): Hanging baby pictures of me and my sister; parents insist on including sisters husband tooconfusing since we didnt know him as a baby.
- @taylorgarron (Dec 4): You dont realize how great it is to not have something in your eye until you actually do.
- @sihoorain (Dec 3): If I were demonically possessed, I probably wouldnt notice with everything else going on.
- @sweetmomissa (Nov 30): No one can hurt me like a husband returning from Costco without bringing me a hot dog.
- @superkeara (Dec 2): A reverse Hallmark movie idea: a small-town girl visits NYC and discovers the thrill of urban life instead of Christmas cheer.
- @jessicax444 (Dec 1): Parents going abroad for two weeks and leaving their adult child aloneabsolutely outrageous.
- @Unseendii (Dec 4): Feeling like there are steps you could take before taking this one.
- @zadtwt (Dec 4): Imagining everyone naked? Id be awed by the diversity and beauty of the human body.
- @xboxbodywash (Dec 1): Sometimes you just want to shoot the messengerit temporarily eases the shock of the news.
- @lullabylarva (Dec 2): I dont freak out unless froken to.
- @hieireen (Dec 4): After spending time together, a questionnaire: did I act okay, was I fun, did I do anything wrong, do you still love me?
- @megannn_lynne (Dec 3): Wearing gloves is humiliating. My hands need little blankets. Retrieving my debit card to buy Diet Dr Pepper takes forever.
These posts prove that humor and wit come in all formsshort, sharp, and brilliantly relatable. For more laughs, check past compilations of womens funniest tweets and threads from previous weeks.
Author: Connor Blake
