California Governor Gavin Newsom Mocks President Trump's Recent MRI Results Made Public by the White House

California Governor Gavin Newsom made light of President Donald Trump after the White House published his MRI results. The playful document, dated Monday, December 1, was signed by Dr. Dolittle, Physician to the Governor, California Department of Peak Excellence.

In the memo, 58-year-old Newsom took a humorous jab at Trumps recent medical report. The post on X was titled Summary of Governor Gavin C. Newsoms Advanced Imaging Results. It read, Im pleased to report that nothing about the Governors health is merely normal. Governor Newsom remains the healthiest human currently alive or recorded in medical history.

The memo highlighted Newsoms exceptional health: His bone density is extraordinary. A radiologist briefly wondered if we had scanned a redwood.

It also referenced criticism of the 79-year-old president, including rumors of dozing off in meetings and comments about his posture. Governor Newsom completes full workdays without falling asleep in meetings, does not require executive time to lie down and watch TV during work hours, and is able to stand upright without resembling the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the memo joked.

The document concluded by asserting that Newsom is the healthiest person alive and ever to live.

This satirical post came shortly after the White House released details about an MRI Trump underwent on October 10 at Walter Reed Hospital. On November 30, Trump told reporters he had no idea which part of his body was scanned but claimed it was not the brain, noting he had taken a cognitive test and aced it.

Author: Sophia Brooks